DADDIESby Laronda © 2004
Author's note: *INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE, JUNIOR AND THE TV SHOW THE COSBY'S
EPISODE, THE DAY THE SPORES LANDED*
*For all us girls, and a special thanks to Sameena for the beta reading.*
Kid was dreaming.
"Kid come on baby we'll be late." Lou looked up the stairs as
her husband, a very pregnant Kid, slowly walked down the stairs holding his
back. She smiled, and then she heard a knock on the door. Without waiting for
Kid, she raced to the door and opened it. "Hi, Louloubelle," Rachel
explained cheerfully. She was followed by a very pregnant Teaspoon. "Oh,
baby, come on," Rachel said as she held Teaspoon's hand. The two women
giggled at the sight.
"Hi, Kid." Teaspoon tried the reach his arms around his very pregnant
friend when more people appear at the door.
"Morning, ladies," a cheerful voice said. It was Suzy. "Cody,"
she called out to her husband, struggling to following her. "Come on, darling."
Cody followed her with his round belly protruding from his normally lean body.
"Julia, my ankles our swelling," he whined.
"Hi Cody, Teaspoon, Kid." They tried to hug but, they couldn't reach
around each other because of their bellies.
"Hi everybody it's me, Julia." She pranced in followed by her
Jimmy. His belly swollen and well rounded.
"Julia, my belly itches. Damn these stretch marks." He scratched his
belly as Julia swooped away his hand. Jimmy's eyes welled up as tears begin
pour from his eyes. Cody, Teaspoon and Kid walked over to Jimmy and gently hugged
him. "Oh, Jimmy, I am sorry, baby." Julia explained. Jimmy moved away.
"Don't touch me. You did this to me!"
"OH!" It was Teaspoon, he held his belly. Rachel raced to his side
she placed her hands over his belly.
"Oh no, I think it time!" Rachel explained. Lou couldn't help
letting out a whoop.
"Oh my, water just broke!!" Kid cried loudly and Lou rushed to her
husband's side.
"OH NOT ME TOO!!" Cody screamed. The women walked the men to the beds.
They stretched out on the bed and screamed in unison at the pains. Jimmy watched
in horror.
"Oh!" Jimmy kneeled and looked down on the floor. He looked at his
wife.
"Julia this floor is dirty. I just cleaned it!" "Jimmy frowned.
"I will redo it," Julia offered.
"NO! I do everything around here!" Jimmy tried to get up. He felt
sharp pains racing down his belly. "OH!" Julia grabbed her husband
and laid him down on the bed.
The screams grew as the men gave birth.
Kid woke up with a start. He looked around. Lou was sleeping peacefully next
to him. He placed his hand on his wife's well-rounded belly. "Women are
wonderful. They can do anything," he murmured into her ear.
THE END